Tag Archives: apocalypse

Sweaty Trump To Build A Wall Around The Sun

Posted on September 9, 2016 by Austin

Why in the name of Zeus is it so hot in Maine on September 9th, Modern Philosophers? I stepped out of my air conditioned office this evening and into 90 degree heat.  Maybe it’s a sign of End of Days. … Continue reading →

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Make America Gooder Again!

Posted on July 23, 2016 by Austin

One of my favorite things about writing this blog, Modern Philosophers, is getting to interact with you. Last night, I was grocery shopping and ran into my friend Trish, who immediately asked me when I was going to write about … Continue reading →

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The Dating Dead: My Romantic Apocalypse

Posted on October 3, 2015 by Austin

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, and the only date I have is with a bowl of ice cream and the Notre Dame game. I thought that rather than writing my usual Dating Tips post, I’d turn the tables and focus … Continue reading →

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God Upset That He Doesn’t Get Enough Thanks For Friday

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Austin

In a recent interview with BBC Radio, God stated that He was upset because He doesn’t receive enough thanks for Friday. Ian Broadtooth, the host of  BBC Radio’s “Let’s Have Fish and Chips With God”, told this Modern Philosopher that … Continue reading →

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Apocalypse Wow: God Considers Wiping Out Mankind

Posted on July 9, 2014 by Austin

Some big news from the set of Life As We Know It, Modern Philosophers… Much like the producer of a long running television show with a beloved, but aging cast dealing with fading ratings, God finds Himself wondering if it’s … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Former Coworkers & An Innocent Bystander

Posted on October 6, 2013 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, welcome to an impromptu, totally unplanned, and nearly apocalyptic new edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, the only Maine talk show set on the front porch of The House on the Hill. Sunday is supposed to be … Continue reading →

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