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I thought I’d change it up a little, Modern Philosophers, and replace my usual dating advice with a post about a dating adventure. This is about The Reluctant Redhead. Just to clarify, she isn’t reluctant about having red hair. Her … Continue reading
I was sitting on the front porch, reading a good book, and enjoying the silence before the drunks with explosives ruined the holiday and drove me down into the safety of my soundproof basement bunker. “Happy Independence Day, Austin!” The … Continue reading
When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading
Doctors are so quick these days, Modern Philosophers, to write out a prescription for a magic pill that can cure whatever ails you. I am big supporter of Magic, but the kind conjured up by Witches, not dispensed in tablet … Continue reading