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Adventures in Dating: The Street Pie Incident

I thought I’d change it up a little, Modern Philosophers, and replace my usual dating advice with a post about a dating adventure. This is about The Reluctant Redhead.  Just to clarify, she isn’t reluctant about having red hair.  Her … Continue reading

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The Apple Pie Conundrum

I was sitting on the front porch, reading a good book, and enjoying the silence before the drunks with explosives ruined the holiday and drove me down into the safety of my soundproof basement bunker. “Happy Independence Day, Austin!” The … Continue reading

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Pig Out Like A Patriot

When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading

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Popular Prescription: Patriotic Porch Pie

Doctors are so quick these days, Modern Philosophers, to write out a prescription for a magic pill that can cure whatever ails you. I am big supporter of Magic, but the kind conjured up by Witches, not dispensed in tablet … Continue reading

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At Least He’s Not A Total Mother…

I was reading in the living room, just trying to get through another Mother’s Day, when the front door of The House on the Hill opened with a flourish. I looked up from my book just in time to see … Continue reading

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