Tag Archives: April Fool’s Day

Here Comes Satan Cottontail

Posted on April 1, 2018 by Austin

“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading →

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April Foolishness

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Austin

We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine.  Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading →

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Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies.  I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woods Shoots A 25 On Maine Mini Golf Course To Prep For The Masters

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Austin

Tiger Woods celebrated the first day of April by hitting the golf course to test his aching back in preparation for The Masters. While rumors have swirled that Woods would not compete in next week’s Major because of back issues, … Continue reading →

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Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and…

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I Advise You To Be An Every Day Fool

Posted on March 30, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I know that you are both a wise and funny man, so I’m hoping that you can help me with a little problem I’m having at work. I work with a bunch of pranksters, who are always … Continue reading →

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Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Austin

Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and I can now happily announce that I have sold … Continue reading →

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