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Tag Archives: April Fool’s Day
Here Comes Satan Cottontail
“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged April Fool's Day, Easter, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
6 Comments
April Foolishness
We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine. Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading
Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope
Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies. I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged April Fool's Day, eloping, Humor, Las Vegas, Modern Philosopher, prank, relationship, Sarcasm, satire, True Love, wedding
40 Comments
Tiger Woods Shoots A 25 On Maine Mini Golf Course To Prep For The Masters
Tiger Woods celebrated the first day of April by hitting the golf course to test his aching back in preparation for The Masters. While rumors have swirled that Woods would not compete in next week’s Major because of back issues, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged April Fool's Day, Golf, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The Masters, Tiger Woods, windmill
16 Comments
Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged April Fool's Day, Blog, Disney, Humor, JJ Abrams, Modern Philosopher, prank, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
4 Comments
I Advise You To Be An Every Day Fool
Dear Modern Philosopher, I know that you are both a wise and funny man, so I’m hoping that you can help me with a little problem I’m having at work. I work with a bunch of pranksters, who are always … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, April Fool's Day, Humor, jokes, Modern Philosopher, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, sense of humor, work
22 Comments
Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and I can now happily announce that I have sold … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged April Fool's Day, Humor, JJ Abrams, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, Walt Disney Co
48 Comments