Tag Archives: April Fool’s Day

Here Comes Satan Cottontail

“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

April Foolishness

We’ve finally made it to the 182nd and final Day of Terror, Modern Philosophers! Tomorrow is April 1 and Spring finally arrives in Maine.  Of course, there is snow in the forecast, but the twelve to eighteen inches predicted earlier … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Modern Philosopher Finds True Love And Decides To Elope

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I’ve been keeping a big secret from you, but I think once I share it, you will understand why I’ve been telling you little white lies.  I also hope you’ll be extremely happy for me. … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 40 Comments

Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/30/15

It’s the last Monday Morning Coffee Club of March, Modern Philosophers! As you know, at The House on the Hill, Spring officially begins on April 1, so we are preparing for the big April Fools’ Day celebration. Of course, that … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

Jump Start Your Brain: Fools’ Epiphany

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! It’s not quite above freezing yet, and I’m still shaking out the cobwebs from last night’s odd adventure on the other side of the bridge, so my brain definitely needs a jump start this morning. Since … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Tiger Woods Shoots A 25 On Maine Mini Golf Course To Prep For The Masters

Tiger Woods celebrated the first day of April by hitting the golf course to test his aching back in preparation for The Masters. While rumors have swirled that Woods would not compete in next week’s Major because of back issues, … Continue reading

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and…

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments