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The Angel Wore Red, White, and Blue
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I was out on the porch of The House on the Hill, grilling a burger for a quiet Fourth of July lunch, when the goosebumps began their patriotic march across my…
Posted in Holidays, Love, Philosophy
Tagged angels, archangel, Broken Heart, dating, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, life, Love, Modern Philosopher, Romance
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This Should Knock Your Boots Off…
This post might not actually live up to its title, Modern Philosopher, but it was a perfect one for allowing me to use this photo from earlier… I don’t know why I keep going out to shovel the snow without … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged archangel, humor satire, lonely, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Relationships, Sarcasm, snow, snow plow, winter
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God Admits That Harsh Winter Is Meant To Wipe Out Human Race
My birthday did not get any better, Modern Philosophers. After my leaking ceiling and bathroom flood, I also took a hard fall on the ice while walking to my car. Ouch! When I returned to The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged archangel, Armageddon, Biblical Plagues, birthday, Blizzards, Devil, God, Humor, ice, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, smiting, snow, Winter Storms
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Hark! The Gorgeous Angel Sings…
I’m not embarrassed to admit that I fell asleep on the couch this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. One minute, I’m watching the Knicks get blown out, and the next thing I know, The House on the Hill is dark and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged archangel, birthday, carols, Christmas, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naps, Romantic, Sarcasm, satire
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The Archangel Cometh, And She Has Cake
I was lost in my thoughts of The Birthday Girl when a knock on the door snapped me back to reality. I wasn’t exactly ready for reality, Modern Philosophers, because my imagination is a wonderful place in which to get … Continue reading
God: All This Rain Is To Wash Out The Sin Stains
Apparently, Angels do not feel the need to call ahead when they want to visit The House on the Hill. This Modern Philosopher was enjoying a lazy, rainy Saturday in his pajamas when a knock at the front door broke … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged archangel, God, Humor, Modern Philosopher, punishment, rain, Religion, saitre, sins
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