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Does Amazon Offer Free Shipping On Global Warming?
Where the hell is this global warming I’m always hearing about, Modern Philosophers? Please don’t start sending hate mail to the blog. I’m not wishing for anything bad to happen to the environment. I’m just tired of the Arctic temperatures … Continue reading
Snow Miser’s Frigid Kiss
As memories Of Christmas fade, And another year Nears its Inevitable end, My thoughts drift To New Year’s Eve, And how nice It would be To have someone To kiss At midnight. It has been Too long Since I’ve done … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Arctic blast, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Eve, New Year's kiss, poem, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, winter in Maine
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