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Tag Archives: August
Summer Zombie Rot Drives Mainers Indoors
There’s something in the Maine air tonight, Modern Philosophers. It’s not love. It’s not the delicious scent of barbecue. It’s not even all the sweat I’ve left behind from all my running. “It’s Zombie Rot,” Dawn Nicotero, Director of The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged August, heat wave, Humor, Maine, Maine Zombie Authority, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, stench, Summer, Zombies
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The Sweaty Dog Days Of August Have Arrived!
Can you believe it’s already August, Modern Philosophers? That incessant barking that kept waking you up all morning was from the Dog Days of August. They have arrived, and you need to Jump Start Your Summer before all that’s left … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged August, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, running, Sarcasm, satire, Shopping, Summer, Walmart
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Running Out Of August
We are running out of August, Modern Philosophers. As I look at the calendar on the wall, I see that we are on the last day of the final full month of Summer. What happened to the Summer of 2014? … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged August, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, time flies
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