Tag Archives: Awards

Something Shiny For The Mantel

Posted on October 23, 2021 by Austin

Ever since I was a wee lad, Modern Philosophers, it’s been my dream to win the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. I believe my Oscar lust was fueled at a very early age by watching the awards the year … Continue reading →

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It’s An Honor Just To Tell You I’ve Been Nominated

Posted on February 3, 2019 by Austin

Just when I was starting to think that this blog would never bring me fame and fortune, I got the call, Modern Philosophers. Actually, it was an email, this being the age of social media and all. It was from … Continue reading →

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Partying Pontiff Named Blog’s Being Of The Year!

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Austin

Pope Francis, the newly elected head of the Catholic Church, was today given another title, which is really going to make his resume pop: The Return of the Modern Philosopher Blog’s Being of the Year! The white smoke was seen … Continue reading →

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Maine Voted “State Most Likely To Be Cold” In Online Poll

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Austin

In the midst of a brutal Summer heat wave that has melted candy and gingerbread houses in Bangor, an online poll has named Maine “The State Most Likely To Be Cold”. Conducted by AAA (The American Automobile Association, not Angry … Continue reading →

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