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Tag Archives: Babies
76% Of Americans Think The Country Needs A Royal Baby
According to a new poll released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 76% of Americans think the United States needs a Royal Baby of its own. “It’s the only way to keep up with the damn Brits,” Dom … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Babies, Humor, Kate Middleton, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Obama, Princess Charlotte, Royal Baby, Royal Family, Sarcasm, satire
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Maine Hospitals Prepare For Baby Boom In Nine Months
Maine Hospital Administrators held an emergency meeting today, Modern Philosophers, to plot out how to deal with the baby boom expected in nine months. “This past weekend was the perfect storm, so to speak, for baby making,” Dr. Sofia Sandhu, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged 50 Shades of Grey, Babies, baby boom, Blizzard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day, winter
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