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Tag Archives: back pain
Camels To Sue Makers Of Backbreaking Straw
Camels across the world have filed a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of straw known to break their backs. Fittingly filed on Hump Day, the suit claims that the makers of the straw “knowingly and with malicious intent continue … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged back pain, camels, Humor, Hump Day, justice, lawsuit, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, straw
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Who’s Going To The Desk Raising?
I very rarely talk about my secret desire to live in an Amish society, Modern Philosophers, but every once in a while, that urge creeps up on me. There are just so many times a guy can watch Witness before … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Amish, back pain, desk, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Revolution, Sarcasm, satire, work
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It’s TorChair
It’s bad enough That I have To be Chained to My desk Forty hours A week. Now it Turns out That my Office chair Is trying To cripple me. Lower back pain, Tingling feet, And headaches. I spend Half the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged back pain, chair, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, work
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