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Tag Archives: back pain
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“You didn’t have to come down here today if your back hurts that badly,” Holly said with concern. It was the Sunday before Memorial Day, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river. It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged back pain, best friends, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story
8 Comments
Get The Hell Off My Lawn, Old Age!
I don’t know what kind of sadistic curse has been put on me, Modern Philosophers, but when I went to mow the lawn yesterday, I tweaked something in my back and have never been in such pain. It was bad … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged back pain, getting old, Humor, injury, introvert, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
14 Comments
Camels To Sue Makers Of Backbreaking Straw
Camels across the world have filed a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of straw known to break their backs. Fittingly filed on Hump Day, the suit claims that the makers of the straw “knowingly and with malicious intent continue … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged back pain, camels, Humor, Hump Day, justice, lawsuit, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, straw
15 Comments
Who’s Going To The Desk Raising?
I very rarely talk about my secret desire to live in an Amish society, Modern Philosophers, but every once in a while, that urge creeps up on me. There are just so many times a guy can watch Witness before … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Amish, back pain, desk, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Revolution, Sarcasm, satire, work
20 Comments
It’s TorChair
It’s bad enough That I have To be Chained to My desk Forty hours A week. Now it Turns out That my Office chair Is trying To cripple me. Lower back pain, Tingling feet, And headaches. I spend Half the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged back pain, chair, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, work
32 Comments