Tag Archives: back pain

Back Off

Posted on May 29, 2022 by Austin

“You didn’t have to come down here today if your back hurts that badly,” Holly said with concern. It was the Sunday before Memorial Day, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the river.  It … Continue reading →

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Get The Hell Off My Lawn, Old Age!

Posted on May 27, 2022 by Austin

I don’t know what kind of sadistic curse has been put on me, Modern Philosophers, but when I went to mow the lawn yesterday, I tweaked something in my back and have never been in such pain. It was bad … Continue reading →

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Camels To Sue Makers Of Backbreaking Straw

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Austin

Camels across the world have filed a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of straw known to break their backs. Fittingly filed on Hump Day, the suit claims that the makers of the straw “knowingly and with malicious intent continue … Continue reading →

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Who’s Going To The Desk Raising?

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Austin

I very rarely talk about my secret desire to live in an Amish society, Modern Philosophers, but every once in a while, that urge creeps up on me.  There are just so many times a guy can watch Witness before … Continue reading →

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It’s TorChair

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Austin

It’s bad enough That I have To be Chained to My desk Forty hours A week. Now it Turns out That my Office chair Is trying To cripple me. Lower back pain, Tingling feet, And headaches. I spend Half the … Continue reading →

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