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Tag Archives: Back to the Future
Enchantment Under The Death Star
This week, Modern Philosophers, I’m excited to announce that The Friday Night Think Tank is going to time travel back to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… That’s right, gang, our weekly philosophical exercise is going … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, Humor, Luke Skywalker, Marty McFly, Modern Philosopher, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Time Travel
20 Comments
Let’s Time Travel to the First Christmas
‘Twas the Friday before Christmas, and at The House on the Hill, the Modern Philosophers were gathered for their Friday night thrill… Welcome to the Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers. I’m so glad this week is over because I … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Baby Jesus, Back to the Future, birthday presents, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, The Bible, the first Christmas, Time Travel
21 Comments
Future President Trump To Ban Time Travel
The frantic knocking at the front door of The House on the Hill was my first clue that this wasn’t going to be the relaxing Friday night I’d been craving all week. I’d barely cracked open the door when Doc … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Back to the Future, Doc Brown, Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, short story, Time Travel
7 Comments
Should Bernie Trade The Flux Capacitor For The Presidency?
As Bernie Sanders digests his narrow loss to Hillary Clinton in Nevada, the rumpled Democratic Presidential contender must also look ahead to next weekend’s South Carolina Primary, Modern Philosophers. Will South Carolina be a repeat of Nevada, and see Sanders … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Back to the Future, Bernie Sanders, Democrats, Doc Brown, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Time Travel
4 Comments
5 Movies You Must Watch If We’re Going To Be Friends
Most of you know me as that blogger in the toga, who is a writer for The Nite Show With Danny Cashman. But how many of you are aware that I am a screenwriter with two produced feature films to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, Star Wars, Swingers, The Sure Thing, The Usual Suspects
30 Comments
Don’t Ever Reject Halloween Or Time Travel!
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Last night’s episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was a repeat because we were all still recovering from our road trip to Houlton. However, I don’t want to deprive you of your Sunday Rejects, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Back to the Future, Danny Cashman, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, movies, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
9 Comments
Please Tell Me You Celebrate Back To The Future Day!
Happy Back to the Future Day, Modern Philosophers! This blog will turn 3 in less than two weeks, but it would not even exist if not for two people: The Girl Who I Try Not To Mention Anymore, who basically … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Back to the Future, Back to the Future Day, DeLorean, Doc Brown, hoverboards, Humor, Marty McFly, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, screenwriting, Time Travel
24 Comments
Will Doc Brown Endorse His Evil Twin, Bernie Sanders?
“Great Scott, Austin!” Doc Brown exclaimed as we watched highlights of last night’s Democratic Presidential Debate. “I had no idea we looked so much alike!” Doc got up from the couch, wandered over to the television, and studied the image … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Back to the Future, Bernie Sanders, Democratic debate, Doc Brown, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire
5 Comments
Rookie Driver Marty McFly New Favorite To Win Indy 500
The buzz at Indianapolis Motor Speedway tonight isn’t just coming from the motors of the finely tuned cars out on the track. This Modern Philosopher has just learned that there has been a last minute entry into tomorrow’s annual running … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, DeLorean, Humor, Indianapolis 500, Indy Car racing, Marty McFly, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire
36 Comments
Fellow Time Travelers, Are You Ready?
Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a major crush on Time Travel, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always wanted to ask it out, but have never been able to muster up the courage to make eye contact, let alone … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Back to the Future, Daylight Savings, Doc Brown, Fall Back, Huey Lewis, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Time Travel
45 Comments