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Tag Archives: Bangor
Maine: A Beautiful Postcard
It has been a long, trying week, Modern Philosophers, so I needed to change it up a little tonight in an attempt to shake me out of my funk. Rather than wandering around the neighborhood along my usual route on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Bangor, car problems, dealing with stress, Fitness, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photography, sarcasm, satire, Summer, walking
15 Comments
Santa Claus Is Parading Through Town
As I hinted in last night’s blog post, Modern Philosophers, I was moved so much by the little Christmas Tree that The Sweet Irish Girl sent me, that I did something last night I haven’t done in ages… I attended … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, Christmas, Christmas spirit, Festival of Lights Parade, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
10 Comments
A Friendly Walk Across The Bridge
I normally only walk across the bridge, Modern Philosophers, to go on disappointing first dates. Tonight, however, I made an exception for an old friend. I hadn’t seen Bethany aka “my cool boss” (the one who forced us to put … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, bridges, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, old friends, Penobscot River, photos, Sarcasm, satire, vacation
18 Comments
Bangor DJ Refuses To Raise The Roof Until City Raises Minimum Wage
In the wake of the Bangor City Council’s recent decision to put off any decision on raising the city’s minimum wage until after the election in November, the city’s most popular DJ has decided to take a stand. “I’m not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, business, Humor, life, Maine, minimum wage, Modern Philosopher, Politics, raise the minimum wage, Sarcasm, satire
3 Comments
A Walk Worth Taking
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s been a rough day, but not for the usual reasons. I had to be to work two hours earlier than usual for a meeting, but I got to leave two hours early. Woo hoo! I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, date night, first date, full moon, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire
26 Comments
I Think Of You Night And Day…
I went for a walk across the bridge tonight, Modern Philosophers, to get that beer I mentioned in the poem I published earlier. What a gorgeous night to be out for a stroll, and I’m so glad I had the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, photos, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, sunset, twilight, walking
24 Comments
Some Good Shots On A Great Friday
I urged you yesterday, Modern Philosophers, to turn Good Friday into a Great Friday. I did my part by going on a date last night. I had a very good time and it felt great. Since it was a beautiful … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, Easter, Good Friday, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Passover, Penobscot River, photos, Sarcasm, satire
11 Comments
Paul Bunyan Statue Comes To Life And Strolls Through Downtown Bangor
Downtown Bangor looked like something out of a Godzilla flick today, or maybe it was more like Ghostbusters (who could ever forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?), when the Paul Bunyan statue in Bass Park came to life and went … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, demons, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Paul Bunyan, pranks, Sarcasm, satire
16 Comments
BREAKING: Zombies Wander Into Phish Concert; No One Freaks Out
The Phish concert, being held tonight at The Bangor Waterfront, was temporarily interrupted when a pack of Zombies wandered into the venue. Once the uninvited guests were decked out in tie dye and given some herbs to mellow them out, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, concert, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Phish, satire, Zombies
27 Comments