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Tag Archives: barbecue
How To Feed 60 People In The Rain
After a long, hot, sweaty week, Mother Nature decided to soak Maine today, Modern Philosophers. As luck would have it, this rainy Friday was the day we’d set aside for an office barbecue. The second I arrived at work, I … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor
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Tagged barbecue, food, grilling, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, morale boost, playing with fire, sarcasm, satire, work humor
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I Need Fuel, Bring Me Meats!
I’m quite impressed with something I did this morning, Modern Philosophers, and now you get to read all about it! I was off running, as I’m prone to do nowadays since I’m on this health kick, and my inner Flash … Continue reading →
Posted in Fitness, Humor
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Tagged barbecue, Fitness, food, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, morale boost, red meat, running, sarcasm, satire
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Feed Them Tiny Whoopie Pies!
Today was the annual Employee Appreciation Barbecue at work, Modern Philosophers. Oh no! He’s going to complain about work again. What happened to the funny posts he used to write? I miss laughing! Yes, work has been a little tense … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor
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Tagged barbecue, employee appreciation, food, Hawaiian, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, whoopie pies, work
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Labor Pains
I was a little delirious from pushing myself so hard on my morning run, but I was fairly certain that when I returned to The House on the Hill, two of the ugliest demons I had ever seen were mowing … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Writing
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Tagged barbecue, Humor, Labor Day, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Pig Out Like A Patriot
When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading →
Posted in Holidays, Humor
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Tagged apple pie, barbecue, food, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Revlutionary War, sarcasm, satire
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Bloodsuckers For Trump
Independence Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, so we’re having a big barbecue at work. I don’t know anyone who enjoys a thick, juicy, very rare hamburger more than my friend Ana. Since I hadn’t seen my favorite … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Politics
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Tagged barbecue, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, hamburgers, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Vampires
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/27/16
You know it’s been a wild Monday, Modern Philosophers, when the Monday Morning Coffee Club Meeting isn’t called to order until dinner time. Sorry about that, folks, but I assure you that the coffee is still hot and fresh. The … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor
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Tagged barbecue, coffee, Dreams, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, old friends, priorities, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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