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Tag Archives: barbecue
Labor Pains
I was a little delirious from pushing myself so hard on my morning run, but I was fairly certain that when I returned to The House on the Hill, two of the ugliest demons I had ever seen were mowing … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Writing
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Tagged barbecue, Humor, Labor Day, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Pig Out Like A Patriot
When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading →
Posted in Holidays, Humor
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Tagged apple pie, barbecue, food, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Revlutionary War, sarcasm, satire
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Bloodsuckers For Trump
Independence Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, so we’re having a big barbecue at work. I don’t know anyone who enjoys a thick, juicy, very rare hamburger more than my friend Ana. Since I hadn’t seen my favorite … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Politics
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Tagged barbecue, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, hamburgers, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Vampires
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/27/16
You know it’s been a wild Monday, Modern Philosophers, when the Monday Morning Coffee Club Meeting isn’t called to order until dinner time. Sorry about that, folks, but I assure you that the coffee is still hot and fresh. The … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor
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Tagged barbecue, coffee, Dreams, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, old friends, priorities, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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How To Plan A Dangerous, But Delicious Barbecue
I’m always happy to take requests, Modern Philosophers, and that is what I’m doing with today’s post. The interns read every piece of fan mail that the post office delivers to The House on the Hill, and they tell me … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged advice, barbecue, food, grilling, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, party planning, Sarcasm, satire, work
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Friday Night Think Tank: Goodbye To Summer
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! In honor of Pope Francis’ visit to the United States, Doc Brown has insisted that I replace his usual Think Tank photo with one of the Partying Pontiff. The Holy Father responded by blessing the DeLorean … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged Autumn, barbecue, change of seasons, goodbye party, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Summer
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Does This Food Make Me Look Fat???
Never give a fistful of cash to a stressed guy, and then send him off all alone to buy food for a barbecue, Modern Philosophers. Those are my Deep Thoughts for today, and you can do with them what you … Continue reading →
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
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Tagged barbecue, food, goodbye Summer, hamburgers, hot dogs, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work
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