Tag Archives: barbecue

Labor Pains

I was a little delirious from pushing myself so hard on my morning run, but I was fairly certain that when I returned to The House on the Hill, two of the ugliest demons I had ever seen were mowing … Continue reading

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Pig Out Like A Patriot

When our forefathers were drawing up the documents to govern this great nation, Modern Philosophers, they knew there was no need to list the right to party hearty when it was time to celebrate a momentous occasion. As Americans, that … Continue reading

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Bloodsuckers For Trump

Independence Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, so we’re having a big barbecue at work. I don’t know anyone who enjoys a thick, juicy, very rare hamburger more than my friend Ana.  Since I hadn’t seen my favorite … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/27/16

You know it’s been a wild Monday, Modern Philosophers, when the Monday Morning Coffee Club Meeting isn’t called to order until dinner time. Sorry about that, folks, but I assure you that the coffee is still hot and fresh.  The … Continue reading

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How To Plan A Dangerous, But Delicious Barbecue

I’m always happy to take requests, Modern Philosophers, and that is what I’m doing with today’s post. The interns read every piece of fan mail that the post office delivers to The House on the Hill, and they tell me … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Goodbye To Summer

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! In honor of Pope Francis’ visit to the United States, Doc Brown has insisted that I replace his usual Think Tank photo with one of the Partying Pontiff. The Holy Father responded by blessing the DeLorean … Continue reading

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Does This Food Make Me Look Fat???

Never give a fistful of cash to a stressed guy, and then send him off all alone to buy food for a barbecue, Modern Philosophers. Those are my Deep Thoughts for today, and you can do with them what you … Continue reading

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