Tag Archives: barbecue

Honoring The Heroes On The Hill

Posted on September 11, 2013 by Austin

Normally, Modern Philosophers, when I return to The House on the Hill after a long day at work to discover people all over my porch, I am not thrilled. Today, however, was an exception.  As soon as I noticed the … Continue reading →

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Is That MacGyver In A Toga?

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Austin

Once upon a time, there was a Modern Philosopher who ate so much at a barbecue that he wanted to turn his toga into a hammock and nap away the rest of his day… As I mentioned in this morning’s … Continue reading →

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Burger Me Up, And I Promise To Work Harder

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Austin

Happy BBQ Thursday, Modern Philosophers!  I’m actually looking forward to going to work today because we’re having a huge cookout and that’s the perfect way to raise morale while also inducing the staff into a food coma. Here’s a photo … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis To Host Memorial Day Softball Tournament At The Vatican

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Austin

Pope Francis is really living up to his reputation as The Pope who enjoys his holidays.  The world is still talking about the massive Vatican Easter Egg Hunt planned by Dan Brown, and the Swiss Guards continue to find once … Continue reading →

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Bangor Witches Burned A Steak; Misread Tweet Angers & Horrifies Many

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Austin

I thought it was going to be a slow news day, Modern Philosophers, so when I heard fire engines nearby, I decided to investigate.  I had nothing to write about for the blog, and I figured a piece about the … Continue reading →

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