Tag Archives: Beer

Why So Blue, Moon?

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Austin

Hey, moon, Why so blue? It’s a beautiful Summer night. It’s Friday. The work week Is done. The weekend Has finally arrived! There’s no need To be blue. Do you want To talk About Whatever Has you down? I know … Continue reading →

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Lightweight Champion

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Austin

I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading →

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Over The Frozen River To Fetch A Beer

Posted on March 27, 2015 by Austin

It truly was a rough week, Modern Philosophers, as you can tell from the photo, and I was determined to get the weekend off on an entirely different foot. So I broke with my normal routine of relaxing at The … Continue reading →

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Maine Closes All Monkey Bars After Another Drunken Flying Monkey Brawl

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Austin

Six Flying Monkeys, two gorillas, an ape and a chimpanzee go into a bar… I know that sounds like the start of an awesome joke, Modern Philosophers, but it’s actually the beginning of a report filed by the Portland Police … Continue reading →

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Maine Lowers Drinking Age To Boost Economy

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Austin

Maine has decided to celebrate National Beer Day in a very unique manner: Governor Paul LePage signed a law lowering the state’s minimum drinking age to 18. At the keg party that followed the announcement, Governor LePage told this Modern … Continue reading →

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