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Tag Archives: Beer
Why So Blue, Moon?
Hey, moon, Why so blue? It’s a beautiful Summer night. It’s Friday. The work week Is done. The weekend Has finally arrived! There’s no need To be blue. Do you want To talk About Whatever Has you down? I know … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Beer, blue, blue moon, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poem, sad, Sarcasm, satire, The Blues Brothers
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Lightweight Champion
I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Beer, dating, drinking, flirting, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, tipsy
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Maine Lowers Drinking Age To Boost Economy
Maine has decided to celebrate National Beer Day in a very unique manner: Governor Paul LePage signed a law lowering the state’s minimum drinking age to 18. At the keg party that followed the announcement, Governor LePage told this Modern … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Beer, College, Humor, Maine, Minimum Drinking Age, Modern Philosopher, National Beer Day, Politics, Sarcasm, satire
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