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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love

Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading

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Maine Witches Refuse To Endorse “Black Magic” Hillary

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, but even the celebration of every Otherworldly Being’s favorite holiday has to pause to allow some time for the 2016 Presidential Election. This morning, during a secret meeting held at … Continue reading

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How Come I’m Not With Hillary?

As the Democratic and Republican National Conventions approach, Modern Philosophers, I must confess that I’ve followed this Presidential election much more closely than any previous race for the White House. Usually, I just wait for the field to be narrowed … Continue reading

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Would Trump Strike Down Obi Wan?

Earlier this week, Modern Philosophers, I generated a huge number of Deep Thoughts after I posed the question: “Who the @#$% do I vote for now?” That, of course, was triggered by Bernie Sanders’ failure to win the California Primary … Continue reading

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Who The @#$% Do I Vote For Now?

Bernie Sanders didn’t come through last night with a huge upset victory in the California Primary, Modern Philosophers, so I woke up this morning with one question on my mind: Who the @#$% do I vote for now? I’ve been … Continue reading

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If Only Trump Would Let Me Shave His Head…

I was getting my hair cut this morning, Modern Philosophers, when the oddest Deep Thought filled my head and refused to leave. If only Donald Trump would let me shave his head, I might consider voting for him. I know, … Continue reading

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Trump Vows To Sell Wisconsin To Canada

After taking a solid beating from Ted Cruz in yesterday’s Wisconsin Republican Primary, Future President Donald Trump vowed to get his revenge on the people who did not vote for him. “When I’m President, I’m going to sell Wisconsin to … Continue reading

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