Tag Archives: Better Off Dead

I Want My $300!

I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading

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Who Will Speak For The Mimes On Bastille Day?

I had to lift The House on the Hill’s ban on mimes today, Modern Philosophers, because the interns got all pouty about it. It’s not that I didn’t want them to have a Happy Bastille Day, but I just find … Continue reading

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My Top 5 John Cusack Flicks

I’ve lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how many times people have stopped me on the street to ask me what my favorite John Cusack flick is. I had the interns keeps track for a while, but I get a new … Continue reading

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