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Tag Archives: Bill Belichick
Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal
Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged betting, Bill Belichick, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New England Patriots, NFL, Sarcasm, satire, scandals, Tom Brady
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We’re Here To Pump You Up
Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Bill Belichick, deflategate, Football, Hans and Franz, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Patriots, Sarcasm, satire, Super Bowl, Tom Brady
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Patriots Face Wrath Of God After Cutting Tim Tebow
God has made it known via a spokesperson that the New England Patriots shall now face His wrath after the team cut Tim Tebow, the popular quarterback, from its roster. “God is not pleased at the news regarding Tim Tebow’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bill Belichick, Football, God, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New England Patriots, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Tebow cut, Tim Tebow, wrath of God
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