Tag Archives: Bill Belichick

Vegas Sets Odds For The Name Of Patriots’ Next Scandal

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Austin

Are you ready for some football, Modern Philosophers? The 2015 NFL Season kicks off tonight with a battle between the defending Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers. We are just one week removed from the Patriots’ … Continue reading →

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Austin

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading →

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Patriots Face Wrath Of God After Cutting Tim Tebow

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Austin

God has made it known via a spokesperson that the New England Patriots shall now face His wrath after the team cut Tim Tebow, the popular quarterback, from its roster. “God is not pleased at the news regarding Tim Tebow’s … Continue reading →

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