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What Is The Perfect Birthday Cake?
Tomorrow is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d pose a very important philosophical question: What is the perfect birthday cake? Unfortunately, no one has asked me this question recently, which leads me to believe I’ll be on my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged birthday cake, Carvel ice cream cake, chocolate peanut butter cake, desserts, food, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire
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Tell The Wise Men I’m All Stocked Up On Myrrh
Today is the Feast of the Birth of the Modern Philosopher. Some refer to January sixth as Little Christmas, The Epiphany, The Twelfth Day of Christmas, or the day the Three Wise Men finally arrived to gift Baby Jesus with … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged birthday cake, birthday presents, Epiphany, girlfriend, Happy Birthday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Three Wise Men
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The After Birthday Party
Oh glorious piece Of Leftover Chocolate Birthday cake, Thank Zeus My eyes Were bigger than My tummy Last night When I purchased you. After the Horrible day I’ve had, It was A small miracle To discover you Waiting for me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged birthday cake, blues, Chocolate Cake, cold, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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Friday Night Think Tank: Happy Birthday Edition
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! This final week of Summer was a rough one. We had the Arctic Blast invade the office at my “real job”, which forced me to bundle up at my desk even though it was 75 degrees … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged birthday cake, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Romance, satire, screenwriting, talk shows, TV
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