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Tag Archives: birthdays
I’m Getting Forgetful In Your Old Age
I realized something interesting today, Modern Philosophers. I forgot that today was The Girl Who Moved Away’s birthday. You remember The Girl Who Moved Away, right? She’s the whole reason this blog exists. I loved her very much, but I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged birthdays, Humor, life, Love, memories, Modern Philosopher, old flame, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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Welcome To The Hotel Krueger
Welcome to the Hotel Krueger, Modern Philosophers. You can check in once you’ve fallen sleep. Check out time? In your dreams, of course. Don’t forget to tip the bellman. It’s not our blogger buddy The Hook, but rather, the scary … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged birthdays, Freddy Krueger, hotel, Humor, life, long distance relationship, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, Sarcasm, satire, Sick
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