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Tag Archives: blackout
My Journey To The Dark Ages
While I am obsessed with time travel, there is no way I would choose to journey back to The Dark Ages when I finally get my time machine working, Modern Philosophers. That being said, I somehow found myself back in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blackout, Dark Ages, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, sarcasm, satire, Technology, Time Travel
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The Great Halloween Blackout
Do I have a wild and scary Halloween story for you, Modern Philosophers! You might have thought it strange that I would vanish and the blog would go dark during my favorite holiday, but Mother Nature left me no choice! … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged blackout, Halloween, Humor, Life in Maine, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, sarcasm, satire
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It’s Like Revolution, Only Without Charlie
It was 3:20pm when the power went out, Modern Philosophers. I had been sensing that it was coming based upon comments by fellow Mainers on Facebook. Since the Boy Scouts had raised me to always be prepared, I cranked the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blackout, Charlie, Humor, Modern Philosopher, power outage, Revolution, Sarcasm, satire, snow
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Drunk Dragon Knocks Out Power To Parts Of Maine
This is going to have to be a quick post, Modern Philosophers, because I don’t know how much longer I’ll have power. It has been out most of the day, and authorities are saying that this is only a temporary … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blackout, Dragons, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, power lines, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies
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