Tag Archives: blind dates

Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

Posted on March 10, 2018 by Austin

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading →

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I’m Losing The War On Dating

Posted on September 16, 2017 by Austin

I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again.  It had been a little over … Continue reading →

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Must Love Togas: The Modern Philosopher’s Online Dating Site

Posted on June 4, 2016 by Austin

The Hopeless Romantic in me wants you all to find true love, Modern Philosophers.  That’s why I write my Dating Tips posts.  Love can be so difficult to find, and even when you do spot it out there in the … Continue reading →

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How To Tell If Your Date Is Not Going Well

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Austin

It’s Saturday, Modern Philosophers, and some of you might have a date tonight. As we’ve established, the dating world is not an easy place to survive without a little help.  That being the case, it’s time for another dating tips … Continue reading →

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How To Know If You’re Bad At Dating

Posted on May 16, 2015 by Austin

It’s Saturday night, Modern Philosophers, which is a prime date night for all you lovers and optimistic types out there. As usual, I’m at The House on the Hill getting some writing done.  Since it is date night, I thought … Continue reading →

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How To Tell If Your Date Plans To Kill You

Posted on April 18, 2015 by Austin

Now that we’ve established that I’m not very good at reading women, I’ve decided I need to be better prepared for my next date. Friends are always telling me to be more careful about meeting women via online dating.  I … Continue reading →

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I Give Up: The Dating Site For Frustrated Singles Ready To Settle

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Austin

I’ve discovered an exciting new dating website, Modern Philosophers, that I hope will finally help me find someone special and leave behind the single life. I Give Up calls itself “The dating site for frustrated singles ready to settle down“. … Continue reading →

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