Tag Archives: Blizzard

I’ll Take My Snow On The Rocks

Like I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Modern Philosophers, there was a blizzard headed for The House on the Hill. I woke up in the middle of the night to heed the call of nature, and a peek out the window … Continue reading

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It’s Just A Little Snow

There’s a huge blizzard heading for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s supposed to be so bad that they’ve already delayed the start of the work day tomorrow. A few years ago, such an impending storm would’ve sent … Continue reading

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Not So Good Friday

I know the calendar says that today is Good Friday, Modern Philosophers, but I think someone is playing a cruel joke on me. As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, a huge April blizzard was bearing down on The House on … Continue reading

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Stay At Home Snowstorm

Remember how I told you I’ve lost track of what day it is since this whole self-isolation, stay at home, don’t go to work, just wear sweatpants all the time thing started, Modern Philosophers? Well, another issue resulting from never … Continue reading

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Surviving My Amish Snow Day

It snowed for the last two days, Modern Philosophers.  That’s no news flash, as it snows almost every day this time of year. The difference this time, though, was that the snowstorm’s big encore was an ice storm.  The conditions … Continue reading

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California Dreamin’ On Such A Blizzard Day

I stopped trying to figure out Hollywood a long time ago, Modern Philosophers. After my movie deal with Dr Dre fell apart due to circumstances beyond my control, I realized I’d had enough of California.  That was when I decided … Continue reading

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My Snowy Spring Dance With Death

I almost died on the first full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers. Heavy snowfall pounded the area as I was leaving for work this morning.  The forecasters were all over the place with how much accumulation we should expect from … Continue reading

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The Snow Came, I Was Not Aroused

Another storm has battered Maine, Modern Philosophers, and I find myself neither tattered, nor torn. This blizzard was supposed to be one of Snow Miser’s finest, so they decided last night that the office would be opening late this morning.  … Continue reading

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Maine Hospitals Prepare For Baby Boom In Nine Months

Maine Hospital Administrators held an emergency meeting today, Modern Philosophers, to plot out how to deal with the baby boom expected in nine months. “This past weekend was the perfect storm, so to speak, for baby making,” Dr. Sofia Sandhu, … Continue reading

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Let’s Hang Out…Of A Second Story Window

Five Winter Storms have hit Maine since Juno arrived a little less than three weeks ago, Modern Philosophers. Over that period, the temperatures haven’t gotten high enough for the snow to melt, and there are giants mounds of it piled … Continue reading

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