Tag Archives: Blizzard

Talk To Me, Snowman

Posted on February 4, 2022 by Austin

I feel like we are suffering through the longest winter in recorded history, Modern Philosophers. We had a blizzard last weekend, and another one is ravaging Maine today.  After last weekend’s storm, I woke up to two mornings where the … Continue reading →

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Putting The (Liver)Wurst Behind Me

Posted on January 29, 2022 by Austin

It is a well known part of my backstory, Modern Philosopher, that I suffer from abandonment issues. I have been told that this problem finds its root in my mother’s dying when I was three.  I have no memory of … Continue reading →

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Blizzarding For The Seasonally Exhausted

Posted on January 29, 2022 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I am so done with this winter.  It has left me physically exhausted, mentally drained, and once again questioning my decision to willing live inside the universe’s most annoying snow globe. As … Continue reading →

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I’ll Take My Snow On The Rocks

Posted on February 2, 2021 by Austin

Like I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Modern Philosophers, there was a blizzard headed for The House on the Hill. I woke up in the middle of the night to heed the call of nature, and a peek out the window … Continue reading →

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It’s Just A Little Snow

Posted on February 1, 2021 by Austin

There’s a huge blizzard heading for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s supposed to be so bad that they’ve already delayed the start of the work day tomorrow. A few years ago, such an impending storm would’ve sent … Continue reading →

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Not So Good Friday

Posted on April 10, 2020 by Austin

I know the calendar says that today is Good Friday, Modern Philosophers, but I think someone is playing a cruel joke on me. As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, a huge April blizzard was bearing down on The House on … Continue reading →

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Stay At Home Snowstorm

Posted on April 9, 2020 by Austin

Remember how I told you I’ve lost track of what day it is since this whole self-isolation, stay at home, don’t go to work, just wear sweatpants all the time thing started, Modern Philosophers? Well, another issue resulting from never … Continue reading →

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Surviving My Amish Snow Day

Posted on February 8, 2020 by Austin

It snowed for the last two days, Modern Philosophers.  That’s no news flash, as it snows almost every day this time of year. The difference this time, though, was that the snowstorm’s big encore was an ice storm.  The conditions … Continue reading →

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California Dreamin’ On Such A Blizzard Day

Posted on January 20, 2019 by Austin

I stopped trying to figure out Hollywood a long time ago, Modern Philosophers. After my movie deal with Dr Dre fell apart due to circumstances beyond my control, I realized I’d had enough of California.  That was when I decided … Continue reading →

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My Snowy Spring Dance With Death

Posted on March 21, 2016 by Austin

I almost died on the first full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers. Heavy snowfall pounded the area as I was leaving for work this morning.  The forecasters were all over the place with how much accumulation we should expect from … Continue reading →

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