Tag Archives: Blizzard

Not So Good Friday

I know the calendar says that today is Good Friday, Modern Philosophers, but I think someone is playing a cruel joke on me. As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, a huge April blizzard was bearing down on The House on … Continue reading

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Stay At Home Snowstorm

Remember how I told you I’ve lost track of what day it is since this whole self-isolation, stay at home, don’t go to work, just wear sweatpants all the time thing started, Modern Philosophers? Well, another issue resulting from never … Continue reading

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Surviving My Amish Snow Day

It snowed for the last two days, Modern Philosophers.  That’s no news flash, as it snows almost every day this time of year. The difference this time, though, was that the snowstorm’s big encore was an ice storm.  The conditions … Continue reading

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California Dreamin’ On Such A Blizzard Day

I stopped trying to figure out Hollywood a long time ago, Modern Philosophers. After my movie deal with Dr Dre fell apart due to circumstances beyond my control, I realized I’d had enough of California.  That was when I decided … Continue reading

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My Snowy Spring Dance With Death

I almost died on the first full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers. Heavy snowfall pounded the area as I was leaving for work this morning.  The forecasters were all over the place with how much accumulation we should expect from … Continue reading

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The Snow Came, I Was Not Aroused

Another storm has battered Maine, Modern Philosophers, and I find myself neither tattered, nor torn. This blizzard was supposed to be one of Snow Miser’s finest, so they decided last night that the office would be opening late this morning.  … Continue reading

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Maine Hospitals Prepare For Baby Boom In Nine Months

Maine Hospital Administrators held an emergency meeting today, Modern Philosophers, to plot out how to deal with the baby boom expected in nine months. “This past weekend was the perfect storm, so to speak, for baby making,” Dr. Sofia Sandhu, … Continue reading

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Let’s Hang Out…Of A Second Story Window

Five Winter Storms have hit Maine since Juno arrived a little less than three weeks ago, Modern Philosophers. Over that period, the temperatures haven’t gotten high enough for the snow to melt, and there are giants mounds of it piled … Continue reading

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Sending Neptune Out To Sea

Winter Storm Neptune has blown out to the Atlantic Ocean, Modern Philosophers, which seems fitting considering that Neptune was the god of the sea. Because of this, we did not receive the cataclysmic amount of snow that the meteorologists had … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Demand Time Travel Technology

Dear Modern Philosopher, I have a problem that I’m hoping you can solve. I woke up this morning to find that my husband wasn’t in bed.  This has happened several times now over the past few weeks, and I don’t … Continue reading

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