Tag Archives: Blizzard

The Snow Came, I Was Not Aroused

Another storm has battered Maine, Modern Philosophers, and I find myself neither tattered, nor torn. This blizzard was supposed to be one of Snow Miser’s finest, so they decided last night that the office would be opening late this morning.  … Continue reading

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Maine Hospitals Prepare For Baby Boom In Nine Months

Maine Hospital Administrators held an emergency meeting today, Modern Philosophers, to plot out how to deal with the baby boom expected in nine months. “This past weekend was the perfect storm, so to speak, for baby making,” Dr. Sofia Sandhu, … Continue reading

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Let’s Hang Out…Of A Second Story Window

Five Winter Storms have hit Maine since Juno arrived a little less than three weeks ago, Modern Philosophers. Over that period, the temperatures haven’t gotten high enough for the snow to melt, and there are giants mounds of it piled … Continue reading

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Sending Neptune Out To Sea

Winter Storm Neptune has blown out to the Atlantic Ocean, Modern Philosophers, which seems fitting considering that Neptune was the god of the sea. Because of this, we did not receive the cataclysmic amount of snow that the meteorologists had … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Demand Time Travel Technology

Dear Modern Philosopher, I have a problem that I’m hoping you can solve. I woke up this morning to find that my husband wasn’t in bed.  This has happened several times now over the past few weeks, and I don’t … Continue reading

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We’re Halfway There. Oh, Oh, Livin’ On A Prayer

There are 90 days in January, February, and March, Modern Philosophers. The Calendar Commission would classify those three months as the brutal heart of any Maine Winter. Today is Valentine’s Day, but it is also the 45th day of the … Continue reading

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How About Some Silliness Before The Storm?

I’ve become a Winter Recluse, Modern Philosophers, and we can blame that on Snow Miser and his evil plans of revenge. Yet another blizzard is barreling towards Maine, with this one expected to drop 15 to 26 inches of snow … Continue reading

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Every Room Comes Without A View

It was almost as if my coworkers and I were unwitting participants in a grand psychological experiment, Modern Philosophers. As if our Post Traumatic Snow Disorder wasn’t enough, the doctors wanted to see what would happen if they added a … Continue reading

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Honey, Do You Have The Plow Guy’s Number?

Just a quick post this morning, Modern Philosophers, as this one was too silly not to share. I was up at the butt crack of dawn to clear the driveway in the wake of Winter Storm Linus.  Luckily, Mark was … Continue reading

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Have Blizzard, Will Travel

I’ve often shared my Deep Thoughts on my fear of driving in snow, Modern Philosophers. While I think I do a decent job of relating what it is like to drive up here during a blizzard, a picture is worth … Continue reading

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