Tag Archives: Blizzards

Can’t I Get A Snow Day?

Posted on March 11, 2018 by

I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading →

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Snow Magnet

Posted on March 9, 2018 by

I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading →

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My War Against Snow Miser

Posted on February 7, 2018 by

Who knew, Modern Philosophers, that my greatest weapon in my long running battle with Snow Miser would not be the countless hours of therapy, all the medications prescribed to me during that therapy, or even my trusty snow shovel? Turns … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Getting Dumped

Posted on January 29, 2016 by

We made it to another Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and we are now one week closer to Spring. Before you know it, we will be out on our hover boards enjoying the gorgeous weather as the Sun returns and smiles … Continue reading →

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Maine Witches Honored For Protection Against Jonas Spell

Posted on January 26, 2016 by

While the rest of the East Coast continued to dig out from underneath Winter Storm Jonas, Mainers enjoyed a sunny day during which the mercury crept into the mid-forties, Modern Philosophers! How did Maine, the state that is so often … Continue reading →

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Governor LePage Vetoes Proposed Law To Ban Snow In Maine

Posted on January 29, 2015 by

Maine lawmakers tried to pass a law to ban snow in Maine, but the proposal was quickly vetoed by Governor Paul LePage. One state representative, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told this Modern Philosopher that the law was rushed … Continue reading →

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Is The Weather Channel In Cahoots With Snow Miser???

Posted on February 16, 2014 by

As the Winter of 2013/2014 continues to brutalize the United States, a rumor has surfaced that The Weather Channel is plotting with Snow Miser to keep the country buried under a heavy white blanket for as long as possible. Why … Continue reading →

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