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Tag Archives: Blizzards
Can’t I Get A Snow Day?
I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, flash fiction, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, snow days, The Devil, work sucks
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Snow Magnet
I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, surviving winter, winter
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My War Against Snow Miser
Who knew, Modern Philosophers, that my greatest weapon in my long running battle with Snow Miser would not be the countless hours of therapy, all the medications prescribed to me during that therapy, or even my trusty snow shovel? Turns … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged batle of wits, Blizzards, Humor, man versus nature, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, psychology, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter in Maine
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Maine Witches Honored For Protection Against Jonas Spell
While the rest of the East Coast continued to dig out from underneath Winter Storm Jonas, Mainers enjoyed a sunny day during which the mercury crept into the mid-forties, Modern Philosophers! How did Maine, the state that is so often … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alan Rickman, Blizzards, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, spells, Winter Storm Jonas, Witches
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Governor LePage Vetoes Proposed Law To Ban Snow In Maine
Maine lawmakers tried to pass a law to ban snow in Maine, but the proposal was quickly vetoed by Governor Paul LePage. One state representative, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told this Modern Philosopher that the law was rushed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzards, conspiracy theories, Governor LePage, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser
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God Admits That Harsh Winter Is Meant To Wipe Out Human Race
My birthday did not get any better, Modern Philosophers. After my leaking ceiling and bathroom flood, I also took a hard fall on the ice while walking to my car. Ouch! When I returned to The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged archangel, Armageddon, Biblical Plagues, birthday, Blizzards, Devil, God, Humor, ice, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, smiting, snow, Winter Storms
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