Tag Archives: Blizzards

My War Against Snow Miser

Who knew, Modern Philosophers, that my greatest weapon in my long running battle with Snow Miser would not be the countless hours of therapy, all the medications prescribed to me during that therapy, or even my trusty snow shovel? Turns … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Getting Dumped

We made it to another Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and we are now one week closer to Spring. Before you know it, we will be out on our hover boards enjoying the gorgeous weather as the Sun returns and smiles … Continue reading

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Maine Witches Honored For Protection Against Jonas Spell

While the rest of the East Coast continued to dig out from underneath Winter Storm Jonas, Mainers enjoyed a sunny day during which the mercury crept into the mid-forties, Modern Philosophers! How did Maine, the state that is so often … Continue reading

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Governor LePage Vetoes Proposed Law To Ban Snow In Maine

Maine lawmakers tried to pass a law to ban snow in Maine, but the proposal was quickly vetoed by Governor Paul LePage. One state representative, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told this Modern Philosopher that the law was rushed … Continue reading

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Is The Weather Channel In Cahoots With Snow Miser???

As the Winter of 2013/2014 continues to brutalize the United States, a rumor has surfaced that The Weather Channel is plotting with Snow Miser to keep the country buried under a heavy white blanket for as long as possible. Why … Continue reading

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Mainers Think Weather Report Is Scarier Read Than Any Stephen King Book

Maine has a new king of Horror, Modern Philosophers, and it’s not native son and bestselling author, Stephen King. According to an article in today’s Penosbcot County Journal, a poll conducted of over 750 residents of Penobscot County revealed that … Continue reading

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God Admits That Harsh Winter Is Meant To Wipe Out Human Race

My birthday did not get any better, Modern Philosophers.  After my leaking ceiling and bathroom flood, I also took a hard fall on the ice while walking to my car.  Ouch! When I returned to The House on the Hill … Continue reading

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