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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious

I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading

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I’m Saving My Brain For Thanksgiving

Can you believe that Thanksgiving is only a week away, Modern Philosophers? I wanted to write a funny, witty, topical post tonight, but my brain just doesn’t have enough words left in it for me to write the kind of … Continue reading

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Tell Me When It’s Safe Again

One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name.  She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles.  Anyway, the … Continue reading

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To Hell With Your Party!

“Who the Hell are all these people?” The Devil demanded as he made his way through the wall of bodies to reach me at the couch. He checked his impeccably tailored suit for blood, sweat, and tears, and finding none … Continue reading

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Blog Pitch Party 3: The Blog Awakens

I realized this morning, Modern Philosophers, that I’m on vacation, need a distraction, and have The House on the Hill all to myself. Let’s have a party! It’s been almost a year and a half since my last Blog Pitch … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Read This!

I hope you’re not wasting your time reading this, Modern Philosophers, because I really don’t have anything to say. It’s a quiet night at The House on the Hill, there’s a light rain falling, and I just felt like sitting … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 4/25/16

It’s the final Monday of April, Modern Philosophers! That should mean that Spring is finally on its way to Maine.  We’ve had some glimmers of the season’s lovely weather, but those were only temporary. This is Maine, after all, and … Continue reading

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