Tag Archives: blogging

Not One For The Time Capsule

Posted on February 6, 2019 by Austin

I’ve been giving some thought lately to what I would put in the time capsule that I’d  someday bury behind The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s not because I’m feeling sentimental or anything, but because I recently watched … Continue reading →

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It’s An Honor Just To Tell You I’ve Been Nominated

Posted on February 3, 2019 by Austin

Just when I was starting to think that this blog would never bring me fame and fortune, I got the call, Modern Philosophers. Actually, it was an email, this being the age of social media and all. It was from … Continue reading →

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Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel

Posted on October 28, 2018 by Austin

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading →

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Comments Wanted, Reply Within

Posted on September 2, 2018 by Austin

Do you know what one of my favorite things about blogging is, Modern Philosophers? It’s getting to interact with you. When I first started this blog, I was down and out, and really missing The Girl Who Moved Away. I … Continue reading →

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A Million Thanks!

Posted on February 27, 2018 by Austin

Did you know this blog almost didn’t make it past the first week, Modern Philosophers? I was so frustrated that I couldn’t figure out to write, and even more upset that no one was bothering to read the nonsense I … Continue reading →

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A Cool Million

Posted on February 25, 2018 by Austin

“What do you want to talk about today?” The Devil asked enthusiastically as he handed me an ice cold bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that made him … Continue reading →

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What’s Next?

Posted on November 2, 2017 by Austin

Per a notice from WordPress, yesterday was this blog’s fifth birthday, Modern Philosophers. And all I can think is… What’s next? The blog was supposed to be a temporary distraction.  Rachel, aka The Girl Who Went Away, insisted I start … Continue reading →

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My Saturday To Do List

Posted on May 13, 2017 by Austin

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Look at me blogging two days in a row!  I guess I was moved by some of the feedback that I received on last night’s post, which broke my week long silence. One message I received … Continue reading →

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When The Words Won’t Come Out

Posted on May 12, 2017 by Austin

It has been ridiculously quiet on the blog this week, Modern Philosophers, and I hope at some of you noticed. While the stats tell me I have over 17,000 followers, I accept that there’s really only about a dozen of … Continue reading →

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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Austin

I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading →

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