Tag Archives: blogging

Tell Me When It’s Safe Again

One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name.  She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles.  Anyway, the … Continue reading

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To Hell With Your Party!

“Who the Hell are all these people?” The Devil demanded as he made his way through the wall of bodies to reach me at the couch. He checked his impeccably tailored suit for blood, sweat, and tears, and finding none … Continue reading

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Blog Pitch Party 3: The Blog Awakens

I realized this morning, Modern Philosophers, that I’m on vacation, need a distraction, and have The House on the Hill all to myself. Let’s have a party! It’s been almost a year and a half since my last Blog Pitch … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Read This!

I hope you’re not wasting your time reading this, Modern Philosophers, because I really don’t have anything to say. It’s a quiet night at The House on the Hill, there’s a light rain falling, and I just felt like sitting … Continue reading

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Greetings From Anywhere But Here

“I don’t understand why you have to close down the blog while you’re on vacation,” The Devil whined as he followed me from the kitchen into the living room. He was like the best dressed school kid I had ever … Continue reading

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The Elusive Maine Sun Devil

“I don’t understand why we don’t do this more often,” The Devil stated as he put his feet up on the front porch railing and reached for his bottle of Snapple. The handmade Italian shoes that he rested on the … Continue reading

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My Brain Finally Rests

Something historic happened on the blog this week, Modern Philosophers, but I don’t think anyone noticed. On Wednesday night, for the first time in the three and a half years since I started this blog, I did not publish a … Continue reading

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After Dinner Mints: Rain Day

Necessity is the mother of invention, Modern Philosophers, and with that in mind, I’d like to introduce a new feature on the blog. After Dinner Mints is a random collection Deep Thoughts that spill out of me on nights when … Continue reading

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Is Pinterest Inspiring Better Blog Posts?

Have you noticed a change in the look of the blog over the past two weeks, Modern Philosophers? My pal Suzie from the Suzie Speaks Blogs inspired me to give Pinterest a shot.  I wasn’t quite sure how pinning my … Continue reading

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Are You Following This Pinteresting Development?

It’s a new year, Modern Philosophers, and I set some goals about getting my writing published outside of this blog, while also bringing this blog to one million hits. In hopes of achieving those goals, I had my IT Department … Continue reading

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