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The After Birthday Party
Oh glorious piece Of Leftover Chocolate Birthday cake, Thank Zeus My eyes Were bigger than My tummy Last night When I purchased you. After the Horrible day I’ve had, It was A small miracle To discover you Waiting for me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged birthday cake, blues, Chocolate Cake, cold, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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The Early Bird Gets The Burn
I’ve found a way to fight the Mondays, Modern Philosophers, but it’s a bit radical, so hold on to your togas! I set the alarm clock for 5:30, put on my running toga, laced up my sneakers, and went for … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blues, exercise, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mondays, running, satire, sunrise, wellness
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