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Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks
I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government, Humor, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, national emergency, Politics, sarcasm, satire, snack foods
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Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex
President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Bill Murray, border wall, Donald Trump, Groundhog Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nancy Pelosi, polar vortex, Politics, sarcasm, satire
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Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border
“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government shutdown, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Pink Floyd, Politics, sarcasm, satire, The Wall
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