Tag Archives: Brains

Read This Post And Add 10 IQ Points

I’ve never put much stock in IQ scores, Modern Philosophers. I’m pretty sure I was tested more than once as a child, which probably means I did so poorly that I kept going back in hopes of doing better the … Continue reading

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Blizzard Of Zombies Turns Brewer Dairy Queen Into Royal Mess

It was such a hot day in Maine today, Modern Philosophers, that the Zombies were willing to trade in their usual feast of brains for an attack of brain freeze. At 12:13pm, Brewer Police responded to a frantic 911 call … Continue reading

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Activists Fight To Make Killing #Zombies Illegal In Maine

Police had to break up a near riot outside of The Penobscot County Court House today when angry Bangor residents got word of a protest going on at that location. About a dozen activists in tie dyed shirts had gathered … Continue reading

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