Tag Archives: break ups

The Divorce Epiphany

Posted on May 26, 2018 by Austin

Allie awoke with a start, as if suddenly coming to after a horrific nightmare. Although she was in bed, and it was the middle of the night, it was not a bad dream that had roused her from her slumber. … Continue reading →

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Blood Moons, Eclipses, Floods…Is God Trying To Break Up With Us?

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Austin

What if God was one of us?/ Just a slob like one of us?/ Just a stranger on the bus/ Trying to break up with us??? Joan Osborne might have written those first three lines, Modern Philosophers, but I had … Continue reading →

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead…

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I Advise You To Seek Out Zombies And Heartbreak

Posted on April 19, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I don’t live in Maine, so I was unable to watch The Nite Show last night, but I bet you did a wonderful job in your on air appearance.  Was it a hit?  Did the audience laugh? … Continue reading →

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Austin

According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead of the expected Independence Day well wishes, the Prime … Continue reading →

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Store Loses Broken Heart Brought In For Repair

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Austin

A Brewer man, who asked to remain anonymous, dropped off his broken heart for repair at a local shop (which shall remain nameless because they threatened to sue me if I mentioned the name), and when he returned to pick … Continue reading →

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