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Tag Archives: break ups
The Divorce Epiphany
Allie awoke with a start, as if suddenly coming to after a horrific nightmare. Although she was in bed, and it was the middle of the night, it was not a bad dream that had roused her from her slumber. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged break ups, breaking bad news, divorce, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story
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Blood Moons, Eclipses, Floods…Is God Trying To Break Up With Us?
What if God was one of us?/ Just a slob like one of us?/ Just a stranger on the bus/ Trying to break up with us??? Joan Osborne might have written those first three lines, Modern Philosophers, but I had … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged break ups, God, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Relationships, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged break ups, British humor, England, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire
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I Advise You To Seek Out Zombies And Heartbreak
Dear Modern Philosopher, I don’t live in Maine, so I was unable to watch The Nite Show last night, but I bet you did a wonderful job in your on air appearance. Was it a hit? Did the audience laugh? … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged acting, advice, break ups, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, The Nite Show, Zombies
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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor
According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead of the expected Independence Day well wishes, the Prime … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged break ups, British humor, England, Fourth of July, history, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, satire
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Store Loses Broken Heart Brought In For Repair
A Brewer man, who asked to remain anonymous, dropped off his broken heart for repair at a local shop (which shall remain nameless because they threatened to sue me if I mentioned the name), and when he returned to pick … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged break ups, Broken Heart, dating, Humor, irony, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, satire, Valentines' Day
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