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The Divorce Epiphany

Allie awoke with a start, as if suddenly coming to after a horrific nightmare. Although she was in bed, and it was the middle of the night, it was not a bad dream that had roused her from her slumber. … Continue reading

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Blood Moons, Eclipses, Floods…Is God Trying To Break Up With Us?

What if God was one of us?/ Just a slob like one of us?/ Just a stranger on the bus/ Trying to break up with us??? Joan Osborne might have written those first three lines, Modern Philosophers, but I had … Continue reading

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead…

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I Advise You To Seek Out Zombies And Heartbreak

Dear Modern Philosopher, I don’t live in Maine, so I was unable to watch The Nite Show last night, but I bet you did a wonderful job in your on air appearance.  Was it a hit?  Did the audience laugh? … Continue reading

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead of the expected Independence Day well wishes, the Prime … Continue reading

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Store Loses Broken Heart Brought In For Repair

A Brewer man, who asked to remain anonymous, dropped off his broken heart for repair at a local shop (which shall remain nameless because they threatened to sue me if I mentioned the name), and when he returned to pick … Continue reading

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