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Tag Archives: Breaking News
EXCLUSIVE: Multiple Sightings of Spring Reported in Maine!
The police scanners came to life early at The House on the Hill on this April Sunday, Modern Philosophers. The intern tasked with monitoring the scanners rushed to the Master Bedroom to awaken me with the news… Multiple sightings of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Breaking News, hope, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire, Spring, sunshine
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Boy Falls Into Wishing Well; Refuses To Use His Wish To Save Himself
Tragedy struck Paul Bunyan Park in Bangor today, Modern Philosophers, when a young boy fell into the park’s wishing well. Timmy LeClerk, age 8 1/2 of Brewer, had just made a wish and leaned over the edge to see if … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Breaking News, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Rescue, Sarcasm, satire, Wishes, wishing well
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BREAKING NEWS: Dragon With Allergy Issues Starts Forest Fire in Western Woods
The Modern Philosopher News Desk has learned that a forest fire in Maine’s infamous Western Woods was started by a Dragon suffering from allergies. Fires Departments from all over Maine have responded to fight the blaze, which authorities report is … Continue reading
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Tagged allergies, Breaking News, Dragons, fire, forest fire, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire
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