Tag Archives: breakups

More Single Men Turning To The Dark Side…Of The Bed

Who can ever forget that iconic scene in The Empire Strikes Back, Modern Philosophers, when Luke is hanging off the catwalk and Darth Vader is revealing family secrets? Vader reaches out to the fruit of his loins and makes his … Continue reading

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Maine Man Faces Murder Charges For Turning Girlfriend Into Zombie

Modern Philosophers, I like to keep the mood light and upbeat on the blog, but I wouldn’t be doing my job properly if I failed to report on this horrible bit of news out of my adopted hometown. A Brewer … Continue reading

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