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Tag Archives: Broken Heart
A Midwinter Night’s Dream
It wasn’t much as far as dreams go. However, when I woke up and realized it had only been a dream, I wanted to cry. Because it had been about her. As much as I want to, I rarely dream … Continue reading
Posted in Love
Tagged Broken Heart, dating, Dreams, feelings, loneliness, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships
9 Comments
Dream Ghost
Why Do you Insist upon Haunting My dreams? You Gave up On loving me Ages ago. I never Think about you During My waking hours, Yet lately, Far too often To be good For my sanity, You Choose to visit … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Poetry
Tagged Broken Heart, dreaming about your ex, haunting dreams, Humor, lost love, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, poetty, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
4 Comments
I Am…
sad. alone. confused. brokenhearted. doubting myself. wondering how this happened. wishing that someone would just understand. crying. unable to sleep. talking to myself. dreaming about her constantly. afraid of spending the rest of my life alone. incapable of getting anyone … Continue reading
Posted in Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged alone, Broken Heart, coping, Holidays, life, loneliness, Love, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, sadness
40 Comments
The Angel Wore Red, White, and Blue
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I was out on the porch of The House on the Hill, grilling a burger for a quiet Fourth of July lunch, when the goosebumps began their patriotic march across my…
Posted in Holidays, Love, Philosophy
Tagged angels, archangel, Broken Heart, dating, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, life, Love, Modern Philosopher, Romance
2 Comments
“Smart” Ice Cream Offers Faster Fix For Sadness And Broken Hearts
The next time life has you down, Modern Philosophers, and you reach for that quart of ice cream to make it all better, expect much quicker results! Scientists at Maine’s prestigious Chamberlain Laboratories have created a Smart Ice Cream, which … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Broken Heart, depression, food, Humor, Ice Cream, life, Modern Philosopher, psychology, Sarcasm, satire, Science
59 Comments
Who Picks Up The Check When Zeus And Pope Francis Go To Lunch?
Despite the ugly weather, I’d decided to go out for a walk. I was hoping the fresh air would clear my head of the thoughts that were leading me down a path darkened by black clouds and despair. The walk … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged angels, Broken Heart, God, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Relationships, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
60 Comments
The English Channel
I’ve never been A very stong Swimmer. In fact, I almost Drowned twice In my youth. When I was With you, However, I felt like I could swim The English Channel. You brought out The best in me, Challenged me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged abandoned, being apart, Broken Heart, dating, drowning, English Channel, left behind, lonely, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, swimming
15 Comments
I Had The Wrong Dream Again Last Night…
I had the wrong dream again last night, Modern Philosophers. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it’s actually happening with alarming frequency lately. I dreamed that I was with my ex-wife. J brought me out to a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged alone, Broken Heart, cabin in the woods, divorce, Dreams, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, psychology, Relationships, silent treatment
25 Comments
Stupid Cupid
Stupid Cupid, When ya gonna Find me love? Stop aiming Your arrow Down at me From above. Stupid Cupid, I’m a little worried About your aim. I’ve got a target Come here And I’ll tell you Her name. Stupid Cupid, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Broken Heart, Cupid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, True Love, Valentines' Day
20 Comments
A Heart Too Big
When I was younger, I suffered from An odd medical condition That the doctors Never could diagnose. I used to get Really hot, Start to sweat, See spots, And sometimes Pass out. It often happened When I was in A … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Poetry
Tagged Broken Heart, dating, empty, Heart, lonely, Love, medical condition, Modern Philosopher, passing out, poem, Relationships
33 Comments