Tag Archives: Broken Heart

A Midwinter Night’s Dream

Posted on December 30, 2022 by Austin

It wasn’t much as far as dreams go.  However, when I woke up and realized it had only been a dream, I wanted to cry. Because it had been about her. As much as I want to, I rarely dream … Continue reading →

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Dream Ghost

Posted on March 1, 2018 by Austin

Why Do you Insist upon Haunting My dreams? You Gave up On loving me Ages ago. I never Think about you During My waking hours, Yet lately, Far too often To be good For my sanity, You Choose to visit … Continue reading →

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I Am…

Posted on November 18, 2016 by Austin

sad. alone. confused. brokenhearted. doubting myself. wondering how this happened. wishing that someone would just understand. crying. unable to sleep. talking to myself. dreaming about her constantly. afraid of spending the rest of my life alone. incapable of getting anyone … Continue reading →

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The Angel Wore Red, White, and Blue

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I was out on the porch of The House on the Hill, grilling a burger for a quiet Fourth of July lunch, when the goosebumps began their patriotic march across my…

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“Smart” Ice Cream Offers Faster Fix For Sadness And Broken Hearts

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Austin

The next time life has you down, Modern Philosophers, and you reach for that quart of ice cream to make it all better, expect much quicker results! Scientists at Maine’s prestigious Chamberlain Laboratories have created a Smart Ice Cream, which … Continue reading →

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Who Picks Up The Check When Zeus And Pope Francis Go To Lunch?

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Austin

Despite the ugly weather, I’d decided to go out for a walk.  I was hoping the fresh air would clear my head of the thoughts that were leading me down a path darkened by black clouds and despair. The walk … Continue reading →

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The English Channel

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Austin

I’ve never been A very stong Swimmer. In fact, I almost Drowned twice In my youth. When I was With you, However, I felt like I could swim The English Channel. You brought out The best in me, Challenged me … Continue reading →

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I Had The Wrong Dream Again Last Night…

Posted on February 22, 2015 by Austin

I had the wrong dream again last night, Modern Philosophers. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it’s actually happening with alarming frequency lately. I dreamed that I was with my ex-wife.  J brought me out to a … Continue reading →

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Stupid Cupid

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Austin

Stupid Cupid, When ya gonna Find me love? Stop aiming Your arrow Down at me From above. Stupid Cupid, I’m a little worried About your aim. I’ve got a target Come here And I’ll tell you Her name. Stupid Cupid, … Continue reading →

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A Heart Too Big

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Austin

When I was younger, I suffered from An odd medical condition That the doctors Never could diagnose. I used to get Really hot, Start to sweat, See spots, And sometimes Pass out. It often happened When I was in A … Continue reading →

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