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Tag Archives: Burger King
Whoppers, Chocolate Cake, Huey Lewis, and Birthday Love
What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple. It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged birthday, blog love, Burger King, Chocolate Cake, Happy Birthday, Huey Lewis, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Whopper
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Hamburglar Arrested On Parole Violation After Hanging Out With Mayor McCheese
The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Big Mac, Burger King, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosophers, Ronald McDonald, satire
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