Tag Archives: Burger King

Whoppers, Chocolate Cake, Huey Lewis, and Birthday Love

What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple.  It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading

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The McWhopper, Burger King’s Green St Paddy’s Day Burger, Leads To Health Department Raid

Burger King, tired of watching McDonald’s cash in every St Patrick’s Day with its Shamrock Shakes, decided to offer a special menu item for the holiday at its locations in Maine.  The McWhopper, which was just the chain’s famous burger … Continue reading

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Hamburglar Arrested On Parole Violation After Hanging Out With Mayor McCheese

The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading

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