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An international organization of cows, Bovines Against Monopolized Milking (BAMM), today demanded equal milking rights for their kind. “If you’re gonna milk us, we’re gonna milk you!” Betsy, the BAMM spokescow, proudly told this Modern Philosopher. Scores of cows pounded … Continue reading
It’s Barbecue Thursday, Modern Philosophers. It wouldn’t be Summer in Maine if the grills weren’t lit, and burgers and hot dogs weren’t being prepared for the hungry masses. So, we’re having a giant barbecue at work today to do our … Continue reading
Spring has definitely sprung in Maine, Modern Philosophers! I know this because I can smell the delicious scent of barbecued meat wafting through the neighborhood. No wonder my stomach is always rumbling! The sun has returned to my frostbitten state, … Continue reading