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Tag Archives: business
The Joy of Waiting
I am not a patient man, Modern Philosophers. To that point, I am impatiently drumming my fingers on the table while waiting for you to finally finish reading this post so you can like and comment on it. I do … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged business, customer service, economics, Humor, Modern Philosopher, money, Sarcasm, satire, wait times
8 Comments
Trump University To Buy The Electoral College?
In a stunning development on the eve of Election Day, Wall Street insiders have announced that Trump University is attempting to buy the Electoral College. Most political pundits agree that the only way Donald Trump could defeat Hillary Clinton and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, business, Donald Trump, Election Day, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Trump University
10 Comments
Bangor DJ Refuses To Raise The Roof Until City Raises Minimum Wage
In the wake of the Bangor City Council’s recent decision to put off any decision on raising the city’s minimum wage until after the election in November, the city’s most popular DJ has decided to take a stand. “I’m not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor, business, Humor, life, Maine, minimum wage, Modern Philosopher, Politics, raise the minimum wage, Sarcasm, satire
3 Comments
McDonald’s Embraces Its Heritage With New Irish Menu
McDonald’s stunned this Fast Food Nation today, Modern Philosophers, when the company announced it was completely changing its menu. Citing a desire to embrace its heritage, while also differentiating itself from the growing number of fast food burger chains across … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged boiled dinner, business, corned beef and cabbage, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Irish, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
27 Comments
Ghosts And Realtors Join Forces To Jump Start Maine’s Housing Market
According to reports released today, the Maine housing market is on an upswing. Through the first quarter of 2014, sales of new homes in Maine were up 29% from the previous quarter and a staggering 53% from the same time … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged business, Ghosts, Haunted House, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Real Estate, realtors, Sarcasm, satire
12 Comments
Maine’s First “Send Your Daughter To Work Day” Gets Mixed Reviews
Today was Maine’s first “Send Your Daughter To Work Day”. The gist of which was that parents could take the day off as long as they sent a female offspring to work in their stead. Governor LePage has talked up … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged business, daughters, Humor, Modern Philosopher, office, satire, work, workplace humor
44 Comments