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Camels across the world have filed a class action lawsuit against the manufacturers of straw known to break their backs. Fittingly filed on Hump Day, the suit claims that the makers of the straw “knowingly and with malicious intent continue … Continue reading
Dozens of members of Protesting United Mothers Against Sexualization (PUMAS) took to the streets of Washington, DC today to urge the Federal Government to ban the use of “Hump Day” as a slang term for Wednesday. “Our children are subjected … Continue reading
I’m too sick to write a post tonight, Modern Philosophers. That guy in the photo on the left looks a thousand times better than how I feel. It started as just a tickle in my throat this morning, but all … Continue reading