Tag Archives: campaigning

Why Won’t Trump Woo The Albinos?

You don’t need to be Donald Trump’s personal chef, Modern Philosophers, to know he prefers white meat. Trump’s popularity among voters increases exponentially as the color of their skin gets lighter.  Conversely, the Republican Presidential candidate’s desire to ban people … Continue reading

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Hail To The Chief, He’s The Man With All The Beef!

Whenever I sing Hail To The Chief, Modern Philosophers, the words come out differently from the official version… Hail to the Chief, he’s the man with all the beef! I’m not sure why I started singing the song with those … Continue reading

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Would Running For President Help Me Find A Girlfriend?

My most trusted advisers gathered at The House on the Hill last night, Modern Philosophers, to discuss how I should move forward in the coming months. As always, the top item on their agenda was finding me a girlfriend.  Apparently, … Continue reading

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