Tag Archives: Canada

Canadian Realtors Anxiously Await Outcome Of Iowa Caucus

There is an excitement north of the border tonight, Modern Philosophers, that hasn’t been felt in Canada since Tim Horton’s expanded its breakfast menu. Throughout the nation often thought of as America’s fifty-first state, citizens anxiously await the results of … Continue reading

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If You Dream About Moving To Canada, Is It Really Actually A Nightmare?

I know that some of you are Canadian, Modern Philosophers, so I thought it was finally time to cater to that demographic of my readership. Last night, I had a very vivid dream that I had moved to Canada.  I … Continue reading

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Dimwitted College Football Player Fled to Canada to Avoid the NFL Draft

University of Southern Iowa wideout Braylon Lewis was never a lock to make it in the NFL, but the speedy, sure handed receiver certainly had a shot at being drafted.  Several NFL scouts showed up at his pro day, and … Continue reading

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Bryan Adams Confesses: “Summer of ’69 NOT the Best Days of My Life”

I finally got around to reading the latest edition of Rolling Stone, Eh? (the Canadian version of Rolling Stone) today, and really enjoyed the interview with Canadian rock legend Bryan Adams. Adams’ classic “Summer of ’69” has always been one … Continue reading

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