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Tag Archives: candy canes
What’s The Deal With Candy Canes?
Seriously, though, Modern Philosophers, what’s the deal with candy canes? A friend and I were talking about acceptable stocking stuffers, and she suggested those oddly shaped red and white sticks that magically appear this time of year. Not in my … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged candy, candy canes, Christmas, Christmas Stockings, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, stocking stuffers, Wooden Soldiers
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Health Advocates Call Candy Canes “The Devil’s Crutches”
A health advocacy group known as “The Happy & Healthy Holidayers” went on a popular Maine morning radio show today to implore Mainers to eat healthy during the Holiday Season. One member singled out candy canes as being a major … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy canes, Christmas, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nutrition, Sarcasm, satire, The Devil
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Candy Canes Cause Writer’s Block (A Peek into the Screenwriter’s Mind)
If you don’t follow my blog (And why don’t you? It’s fun, free, and can often be well-written and laugh-inducing!), you might not understand what’s going on here, so let me fill you in on what’s happening… I am a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy canes, Comedy, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, screenwriting, trusted reader, writer's block, writing
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