Tag Archives: candy

What’s Your Favorite Halloween Candy?

The calendar clearly states that Halloween is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, but I just don’t feel the Halloween Season vibe like I normally do. This blog usually revels in the holiday with a month’s worth of posts about The Pumpkin … Continue reading

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What’s The Deal With Candy Canes?

Seriously, though, Modern Philosophers, what’s the deal with candy canes? A friend and I were talking about acceptable stocking stuffers, and she suggested those oddly shaped red and white sticks that magically appear this time of year. Not in my … Continue reading

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Halloween Candy Is Bad For You…Deal With It!

I’m tired of hearing that Halloween candy is bad for me, Modern Philosophers. You know what else is bad for me?  Getting out of bed.  Breathing.  Eating pretty much any food that’s not green and tasteless.  Listening to the incessant … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Candy Has No Religious Affiliation

Dear Modern Philosopher, My parents raised me as an Atheist, so while today might be Easter Sunday to you, it is simply Sunday, April 5 to me. I’m not looking to debate religion, or to blame my parents for raising … Continue reading

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My Top 5 Things About Easter

Happy Easter Eve, Modern Philosophers! Some of you religious scholars might refer to it as Holy Saturday, but at The House on the Hill, where things are so much more laid back, it’s simply Easter Eve. It’s been a while … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: The Easter Bunny

Happy Easter Eve and Happy Passover, Modern Philosophers! We are expecting snow here in Maine after it was 65 degrees yesterday, so my brain is quite befuddled this morning as I think about the day ahead. Clearly, Mother Nature is … Continue reading

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Is “Big Candy” Blocking The Sale Of Zero Calorie Valentine’s Chocolate?

Is Big Candy blocking the sale of a revolutionary, new zero calorie chocolate less than a week before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers? According to an anonymous tipster, who called The House on the Hill after reading Saturday’s investigative report on … Continue reading

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Friday Morning Halloween Candy Club

Happy Halloween from The Haunted House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! It’s Friday and the coolest holiday known to man and Otherworldly Beings.  Today, you can pretend you are anyone you want to be, and finally ignore that lifelong ban … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Halloween Is Coming!!!

It’s the Saturday before Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Maine is a very busy place as the Halloween Season Festival continues, so I was up early to take advantage of all the fun. That doesn’t mean I didn’t have to jump start … Continue reading

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Maine’s Enchanted Halloween Candy Is Actually Good For You!

The big announcement on Day 22 of the Maine Halloween Season Festival was that the Halloween candy revelers have been eating all month is actually good for them! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, not only is the candy that’s been passed … Continue reading

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