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Tag Archives: candy
What’s Your Favorite Halloween Candy?
The calendar clearly states that Halloween is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, but I just don’t feel the Halloween Season vibe like I normally do. This blog usually revels in the holiday with a month’s worth of posts about The Pumpkin … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor Tagged candy, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, trick or treat 9 Comments
What’s The Deal With Candy Canes?
Seriously, though, Modern Philosophers, what’s the deal with candy canes? A friend and I were talking about acceptable stocking stuffers, and she suggested those oddly shaped red and white sticks that magically appear this time of year. Not in my … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor Tagged candy, candy canes, Christmas, Christmas Stockings, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, stocking stuffers, Wooden Soldiers 24 Comments
Halloween Candy Is Bad For You…Deal With It!
I’m tired of hearing that Halloween candy is bad for me, Modern Philosophers. You know what else is bad for me? Getting out of bed. Breathing. Eating pretty much any food that’s not green and tasteless. Listening to the incessant … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, food, Halloween, Halloween candy, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire 17 Comments
I Advise You That Candy Has No Religious Affiliation
Dear Modern Philosopher, My parents raised me as an Atheist, so while today might be Easter Sunday to you, it is simply Sunday, April 5 to me. I’m not looking to debate religion, or to blame my parents for raising … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged advice, atheism, candy, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, life, Monder Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire 31 Comments
My Top 5 Things About Easter
Happy Easter Eve, Modern Philosophers! Some of you religious scholars might refer to it as Holy Saturday, but at The House on the Hill, where things are so much more laid back, it’s simply Easter Eve. It’s been a while … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, Easter, Easter Bunny, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, peeps, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies 28 Comments
Is “Big Candy” Blocking The Sale Of Zero Calorie Valentine’s Chocolate?
Is Big Candy blocking the sale of a revolutionary, new zero calorie chocolate less than a week before Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers? According to an anonymous tipster, who called The House on the Hill after reading Saturday’s investigative report on … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, chocolate, Cupid, Humor, investigative reporting, Modern Philosopher, News, Sarcasm, satire, scandal, Valentines' Day 32 Comments
Friday Morning Halloween Candy Club
Happy Halloween from The Haunted House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! It’s Friday and the coolest holiday known to man and Otherworldly Beings. Today, you can pretend you are anyone you want to be, and finally ignore that lifelong ban … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, costumes, Friday, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work, writing 14 Comments
Maine’s Enchanted Halloween Candy Is Actually Good For You!
The big announcement on Day 22 of the Maine Halloween Season Festival was that the Halloween candy revelers have been eating all month is actually good for them! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, not only is the candy that’s been passed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, diet, Halloween, health, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosophers, Sarcasm, satire, Witches 4 Comments
“Treat” Widely Outpacing “Trick” In Early Halloween Polling
The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST) released the results of some of its early Halloween polling today, Modern Philosophers. 73% of those polled, answered that they would prefer to receive “treats” over “tricks” this Halloween. When the poll was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polling, pranks, Sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat 10 Comments
Milford Man To Subsist On Halloween Candy And Pumpkin Beer Until Halloween
As I’ve mentioned on numerous occasions, Modern Philosophers, Mainers take the Halloween Season very seriously. Thad Boston, of Milford, has come up with his own special way to celebrate the month leasing up to Halloween. “Could you toss me a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged candy, food, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, October, Pumpkinhead Beer, Sarcasm, satire 7 Comments