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Tag Archives: car problems
Maine: A Beautiful Postcard
It has been a long, trying week, Modern Philosophers, so I needed to change it up a little tonight in an attempt to shake me out of my funk. Rather than wandering around the neighborhood along my usual route on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Bangor, car problems, dealing with stress, Fitness, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photography, sarcasm, satire, Summer, walking
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American Idle
“Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you The whip..” That empty promise Almost cost Indy His life. Today, it was an idle Of a different spelling That whipped up My stress levels And threw a life Less ordinary Into a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged car problems, dealing with stress, Humor, Indiana Jones, life, Modern Philosopher, Poetry, Raiders of the Lost Ark, sarcasm, satire
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 2/3/14
Welcome to the first Monday Morning Coffee Club of February, Modern Philosophers. Different month. Same crappy day. This Monday starts with stress. When I returned to The House on the Hill from grocery shopping on Friday night, there was a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged car problems, coffee, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, ranting, raving, Sarcasm, satire, stomach flu
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Car, Car, C-a-r
Your only job is to get me From here to there I feed you Give you shelter Never ask you to take the checkered flag. How do you repay me? When I turn the key And whisper a prayer You … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged angst, blogging, car problems, cars, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Poetry, satire
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