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Engine Demons

Even though it was my home, The Devil led the way into the living room of The House on the Hill. I was in too good of a mood, though, so I let my guest in the impeccably tailored suit … Continue reading

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Maine: A Beautiful Postcard

It has been a long, trying week, Modern Philosophers, so I needed to change it up a little tonight in an attempt to shake me out of my funk. Rather than wandering around the neighborhood along my usual route on … Continue reading

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American Idle

“Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you The whip..” That empty promise Almost cost Indy His life. Today, it was an idle Of a different spelling That whipped up My stress levels And threw a life Less ordinary Into a … Continue reading

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When The Car Won’t Start

The day was off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I had a really good run, and felt rather Barry Allen-esque after it was done. When I weighed myself, I discovered that I was the lightest I’ve been in … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 2/3/14

Welcome to the first Monday Morning Coffee Club of February, Modern Philosophers.  Different month.  Same crappy day. This Monday starts with stress.  When I returned to The House on the Hill from grocery shopping on Friday night, there was a … Continue reading

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Car, Car, C-a-r

Your only job is to get me From here to there I feed you Give you shelter Never ask you to take the checkered flag. How do you repay me? When I turn the key And whisper a prayer You … Continue reading

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