Tag Archives: cats

Cats Excel At Hide And Seek

Posted on June 22, 2019 by Austin

I have come to the conclusion, Modern Philosophers, that cats are champions of Hide and Seek. If kids really want to learn how to excel at the game, they need to train with kitties.  Only then, will they become true … Continue reading →

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The Three Amigos (Kitty Version)

Posted on August 10, 2018 by Austin

The interns keep nagging me that the mailbag is overflowing with requests for more information on my beloved kitties, Modern Philosophers. Since I like keeping you guys happy almost as much as I hate being annoyed by the interns, I … Continue reading →

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There Are No Cats In Hell

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Austin

“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading →

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The New Cat House On The Hill

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Austin

It’s been almost a year now, Modern Philosophers, since Miss Luna left The House on the Hill for Kitty Heaven. Over that time, I have carefully kept an eye on Cali to see if she was depressed or withdrawn because … Continue reading →

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Still Shaken

Posted on August 9, 2017 by Austin

I’m still badly shaken by Miss Luna’s passing, Modern Philosophers. I cried all day on Monday, shed more tears yesterday, and have found myself on the verge of breaking down several times today. How could one tiny kitty knock such … Continue reading →

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Goodbye, Miss Luna

Posted on August 7, 2017 by Austin

It is with a heavy heart and ears filled with tears, Modern Philosophers, that I share that Miss Luna has left The House on the Hill to go to her new home in Kitty Heaven. She left us at some … Continue reading →

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Lost In My Thoughts On A Walk

Posted on July 20, 2017 by Austin

How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? This is one of those nights when I absolutely need to write, but I’m mentally exhausted and physically drained, so I’m not in the most creative mood.  Plus, I think I sweated out all my … Continue reading →

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I Loathe Going To The Vet

Posted on January 21, 2017 by Austin

I love my kitties very much, Modern Philosophers. Cali and Luna are adorable, affectionate, not at all demanding, and very rarely cause any trouble around The House on the Hill. I don’t write about them much on the blog because … Continue reading →

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If At First You Don’t Freak Out, Try Try Again!

Posted on October 10, 2015 by Austin

There’s nothing like waking up early on a Saturday morning with a knot in your stomach because you are extremely anxious about the morning’s activity, Modern Philosophers. No, it was not time for my bi-monthly shower.  That’s next weekend. The … Continue reading →

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That Great Friend You Make At A Mental Hospital

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Austin

Today is my friend Killer’s birthday. Her name isn’t actually Killer, but that is the nickname I burdened her with many years ago.  Since this blog is all about protecting the true identity of those mentioned in it, we will … Continue reading →

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