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Tag Archives: cats
That Great Friend You Make At A Mental Hospital
Today is my friend Killer’s birthday. Her name isn’t actually Killer, but that is the nickname I burdened her with many years ago. Since this blog is all about protecting the true identity of those mentioned in it, we will … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged birthday, cats, cheerleaders, friends, Humor, life, mental hospitals, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
23 Comments
Is That A Cat House On The Hill?
Many of you have asked me for updates on Cali and Luna, the beautiful kitties that I adopted from the Bangor Humane Society back in August. They are doing wonderfully, and really have made The House on the Hill their … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, Cali, cats, Humor, kitties, Luna, Modern Philosopher, Pets, photos, Sarcasm, satire
28 Comments
The Alien In My Closet
The Alien In my closet Refuses To come out And explore The rest Of my house. He insists That his mission Is to explore Strange, new worlds And nothing He has seen On Earth So far Intrigues him As much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged absurd, aliens, cats, exploring, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poems, Sarcasm, satire, Sci-Fi
20 Comments
You Can Lead A Kitty To The Condo…
Life at The House on the Hill has been much more pleasant, Modern Philosophers, since Cali and Luna decided to live with me. The pitter patter of paws on the hardwood floors is quite comforting, and it’s always nice to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cat toys, cats, Humor, kitty condo, Modern Philosopher, Pets, photos, Sarcasm, satire, scratch pad, Walmart
22 Comments
The Down Comforter Dilemma
I promised you I was going to shake up things in 2015, Modern Philosophers, so get ready to for something new tonight. While I normally conduct the weekly Philosophical Exercises on Friday night in the Think Tank, you’re going to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cats, cold, down comforter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, weather, Wind Chill
39 Comments
A Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, Daddy told us that we should write you a letter to tell you what we want for Christmas. We’ve been talking, though, and we can’t think of anything that we need. You see, all we ever wanted … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, cats, Christmas, Humor, letters to Santa, Modern Philosopher, pet adoption, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
18 Comments
Life At The Cat House On The Hill
It’s been just over a week since I adopted Cali and Luna from the Bangor Humane Society, and brought them home to live at The House on the Hill. Already, it seems like I’ll need to change the name of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bangor Humane Society, Cali, cats, Humor, Luna, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Sarcasm, satire
17 Comments
We Are Going To Need Matching Thrones
It looks like I’m going to need to purchase matching thrones for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, Cali and Luna, the extremely shy kitties I adopted on Saturday, have decided to show off their … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cats, Humor, Modern Philosopher, princesses, royalty, Sarcasm, satire, thrones
32 Comments
I Advise You That We Can All Just Get Along
Dear Modern Philosopher, I wanted to congratulate you on the furry new additions to your family. I’m a cat person myself, and it warms my heart anytime I hear about someone opening his life to pets who need a home. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged advice, cats, Diversity, getting along, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monsters, Peace, Sarcasm, satire
15 Comments