Tag Archives: cats

That Great Friend You Make At A Mental Hospital

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Austin

Today is my friend Killer’s birthday. Her name isn’t actually Killer, but that is the nickname I burdened her with many years ago.  Since this blog is all about protecting the true identity of those mentioned in it, we will … Continue reading →

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Is That A Cat House On The Hill?

Posted on April 4, 2015 by Austin

Many of you have asked me for updates on Cali and Luna, the beautiful kitties that I adopted from the Bangor Humane Society back in August. They are doing wonderfully, and really have made The House on the Hill their … Continue reading →

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The Alien In My Closet

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Austin

The Alien In my closet Refuses To come out And explore The rest Of my house. He insists That his mission Is to explore Strange, new worlds And nothing He has seen On Earth So far Intrigues him As much … Continue reading →

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You Can Lead A Kitty To The Condo…

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Austin

Life at The House on the Hill has been much more pleasant, Modern Philosophers, since Cali and Luna decided to live with me. The pitter patter of paws on the hardwood floors is quite comforting, and it’s always nice to … Continue reading →

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The Down Comforter Dilemma

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Austin

I promised you I was going to shake up things in 2015, Modern Philosophers, so get ready to for something new tonight. While I normally conduct the weekly Philosophical Exercises on Friday night in the Think Tank, you’re going to … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Santa Claws

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Austin

Dear Santa Claws, Daddy told us that we should write you a letter to tell you what we want for Christmas. We’ve been talking, though, and we can’t think of anything that we need.  You see, all we ever wanted … Continue reading →

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Life At The Cat House On The Hill

Posted on August 31, 2014 by Austin

It’s been just over a week since I adopted Cali and Luna from the Bangor Humane Society, and brought them home to live at The House on the Hill. Already, it seems like I’ll need to change the name of … Continue reading →

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An Impurrfect Game Of Hide And Seek

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Austin

It’s been a long, hot day at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, but the kitties and I did all we could to stay cool. There was no morning run, lots of water was consumed, and we mostly just … Continue reading →

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We Are Going To Need Matching Thrones

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Austin

It looks like I’m going to need to purchase matching thrones for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, Cali and Luna, the extremely shy kitties I adopted on Saturday, have decided to show off their … Continue reading →

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I Advise You That We Can All Just Get Along

Posted on August 24, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I wanted to congratulate you on the furry new additions to your family.  I’m a cat person myself, and it warms my heart anytime I hear about someone opening his life to pets who need a home.  … Continue reading →

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