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Tag Archives: cavities
A (Torture) Room With A View
While the Writer’s Day Holiday is supposed to be a chance for me to revel in another successful taping of The Nite Show, while also getting work done on new writing projects, today had a bit of a twist. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cavities, dentist, getting drilled, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Penobscot River, phobias, photos, Sarcasm, satire, torture
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A Cavity Creeps Love Letter
Dear Easter Bunny, Happy Easter! We just wanted to write a quick letter to tell you how much we enjoy the amazing work you do this time every year. The world would be a much better place if there were … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cavities, cavity creeps, Easter, Easter Basket, Easter Bunny, Easter Candy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, teeth
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The Dental Damned
I’m not someone who thinks Halloween is the scariest day of the year. Heck, October 31 doesn’t even crack my top three. The days that frighten me the most are: the day of my annual physical and my semi-annual trips … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged braces, cavities, cleaning teeth, dentist, fear, fear of dentists, Humor, Modern Philoosphers, pulling teeth, satire
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