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Jack And Jill Finally Come Clean About “The Hill Incident”

Apparently, Jack & Jill went up the hill for something other than a pail of water… Another celebrity scandal made the news today, Modern Philosophers, as Jack & Jill, the beloved stars of one of our most popular nursery rhymes, … Continue reading

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Lucky Charms Leprechaun Arrested For DUI After Wild St Patrick’s Day Party

Lucky the Leprechaun, best known for being the spokesperson for Lucky Charms cereal, was arrested this morning in Southern Maine after a State Trooper noticed him driving erratically on I 95. The Leprechaun, whose blood alcohol level was nearly three … Continue reading

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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits

Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways.  Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint statement issued by spokespersons for the letters and for … Continue reading

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