Tag Archives: Cemeteries

Does Slow Dancing On A Grave Lead To Necrophilia?

Several local morticians with apparently far too much time on their hands, recently sat down to ponder a Deep Thought that has kept many people awake at night: Does slow dancing on a grave lead to increased instances of necrophilia? … Continue reading

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As Maine’s Cemeteries Near Capacity, Governor Floats Idea Of Burials At Sea

If you’re a Mainer who doesn’t have any intention of dying soon, I hope you’re a fan of the ocean.  The Society of Maine Undertakers and Gravediggers recently informed Governor LePage that the state is running out of space in … Continue reading

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Bangor City Council Denies Dr. Frankenstein’s Request To Build His New Lab Next To All Soul’s Cemetery

The Bangor City Council today voted unanimously to deny Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s request to build his new state of the art laboratory on the abandoned lot next to All Soul’s Cemetery.  The lot, which has long sat empty, has been … Continue reading

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