Tag Archives: change of seasons

Spring Ain’t Sprung

Posted on March 22, 2018 by Austin

I had the day off, Modern Philosophers, and I planned to spend this first Thursday of Spring out on the front porch, where I’d do some writing and work on my tan. You see, I turn a shade of white … Continue reading →

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In Search Of…Spring!

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Austin

There is an ancient legend, Modern Philosophers, that in the second quarter of the year, there once existed a season when the sun shined, flowers bloomed, and the birds and animals returned to the once frozen land. Since the kingdom … Continue reading →

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Summer Runnin’, Might Be My Last…

Posted on September 19, 2013 by Austin

Tonight might very well have been my last run of the Summer, Modern Philosophers. Even though I’d had a long, somewhat stressful day, I knew I wanted to put on my running toga and hit the streets once I got … Continue reading →

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The Four Snowmen Of The Apocalypse Do Their First Drive-Bys In Maine

Posted on September 18, 2013 by Austin

The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse were spotted doing their first drive-bys of the year in Bangor and Brewer today. Modern Philosophers not from Maine probably do not understand the significance of this news.  When the Snowmen cruise the area … Continue reading →

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Summer Vacating

Posted on September 17, 2013 by Austin

Summer, I couldn’t help but notice That your bags are packed And you are slowly slinking towards the door Were you planning to say goodbye? Or is this how we end up parting ways? Do you even care That I’m … Continue reading →

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