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Study Shows That People Who Have Affairs Also Cheat Death

A new study published by Western Maine Medical Center, in conjunction with the University of Maine in Bar Harbor, refutes the longtime claim that cheaters never prosper. According to the report, 73% of Mainers who were classified by researchers as … Continue reading

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IRS: Cut The $@#&, We Know You Cheated On Your Taxes!

You’re busted, Modern Philosophers. That incessant pounding on your front door is probably agents of the IRS coming to have a little chat about this year’s tax return. You did remember to file your taxes, right?  It is April 15. … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins

Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading

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I Advise You That Cheating Is Not Patriotic

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I know you’re a Jets fan, but I hope you are still able to enjoy the day.  There’s still a big game to watch, plenty of cool commercials, and it’s a great excuse … Continue reading

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